Irish Virginity Test Kit
Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he couldtell if his bride is a virgin.
The doctor said, ‘Well, you need three things from a Do-It-Yourself shop.
A can of red paint, a can of blue paint… And a shovel.’
Paddy asked, ‘And what do I do with these, doc?’
The doc replied, ‘Before the wedding night, you paint one of yourtesticles red and the other one blue.
If she says, “That’s the strangest pair of balls I ever saw”, you smack her with the shovel.’
