December 2009
8 posts
Men say = Men really mean
whatsteve:
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.
I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.
I’m tired = I’m tired.
Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you.
May I have this dance? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you.
Nice dress! = Nice...
Dear Tech Support,
last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance — particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programmes, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable...
THE THREE FORMS OF LOVE
In 1986, when I was on the road to Santiago with my guide Petrus, we passed through the city of Logrono while a wedding was taking place. We ordered two glasses of wine, I prepared something to nibble on, and Petrus discovered a table where we could sit down together with the other guests. The wedding couple cut an immense cake. “They must love one another,” I thought aloud. “Of...
BEING IN TWENTIES - SOMETHING...
It is when you stop going along with the crowd and start realizing that there are many things about yourself that you didn’t know and may not like.You start feeling insecure and wonder where you will be in a year or two, but then get scared because you barely know where you are now. You start realizing that people are selfish and that, maybe, those friends that you thought you were so close...